Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Semicolon Mutant Mayhem
Saw this movie with a slew of kids yesterday and here's what we decided. If you're nine, you stayed focused throughout but will gve it a...
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Sarah Z.
- Aug 2
- 2 min
Movie Review: Haunted Mansion (2023)
All the thumbs up. We saw Disney's new Haunted Mansion this past- opening- weekend. I'm bummed it's not doing better than it is, because...
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- Jul 27
- 5 min
Come On Barbie, Let's Go (Smash Some Biases and Piss Off Insecure Dudes) Party!
**Spoilers** The new Barbie movie, written and directed by Greta Gerwig (Lady Bird, Little Women, Frances Ha), co-written by her writing...
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- Jul 15
- 3 min
Shameless Bears in the Windy City
Who ISN'T watching The Bear on Hulu right now? Its second season just recently dropped on Hulu and the show is making all the lists of...
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Sarah Z.
- Mar 13
- 5 min
THE OSCARS ARE TONIGHT: My Reviews and Predictions!!
OK, so last month I set out to watch all the Academy Award best pic nominees and I made it through much of the list, which is actually...
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Sarah Z.
- Feb 3
- 6 min
Reviews: Academy Award Nominees for Best Picture
Hello, darlings. Hope you're surviving this whole human thing. I am, but only barely. It's been a season of depression and anxiety for me...
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Sarah Z.
- Jun 26, 2022
- 3 min
Review: "Jurassic World: Dominion" (Uh, Yep, It's Movie #6, They've Run Out of Names)
Warning: Spoilers and sass and whatnot So, my kid and I went to see the new JP tonight and the best part was snuggling with him and...
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Sarah Z.
- Apr 12, 2022
- 2 min
Movie Review: "The Lost City"
Ok, so let me start by saying that this movie is 50x funnier and better than it needed to be. It could have been hokey and horny af and...
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Sarah Z.
- Nov 22, 2021
- 4 min
"Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is a Haunted Turd
SPOILERS!! Ghostbusters Afterlife is clearly a love letter to Harold Ramis, but, in my opinion, that letter reads "THPPTPHTPHPHHPH." Ok,...
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- Aug 18, 2021
- 2 min
"Desperados" Review
Three-stabs, as this movie is legitimately funny and fun, and stars hilarious women, but they're mostly spending their precious energy...
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Sarah Z.
- Jul 21, 2021
- 7 min
JAWS, All The Jaws, So Many Jaws
*Contains spoilers about who gets eaten and who wears short shorts and who dies violently while wearing short shorts Let's start at the...
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