Review: "Jurassic World: Dominion" (Uh, Yep, It's Movie #6, They've Run Out of Names)
Warning: Spoilers and sass and whatnot So, my kid and I went to see the new JP tonight and the best part was snuggling with him and...
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Sarah Z.
- Apr 11, 2022
- 2 min
Movie Review: "The Lost City"
Ok, so let me start by saying that this movie is 50x funnier and better than it needed to be. It could have been hokey and horny af and...
Sarah Z.
- Nov 21, 2021
- 4 min
"Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is a Haunted Turd
SPOILERS!! Ghostbusters Afterlife is clearly a love letter to Harold Ramis, but, in my opinion, that letter reads "THPPTPHTPHPHHPH." Ok,...
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- Aug 18, 2021
- 2 min
"Desperados" Review
Three-stabs, as this movie is legitimately funny and fun, and stars hilarious women, but they're mostly spending their precious energy...
Sarah Z.
- Jul 21, 2021
- 7 min
JAWS, All The Jaws, So Many Jaws
*Contains spoilers about who gets eaten and who wears short shorts and who dies violently while wearing short shorts Let's start at the...
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