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Movie Review: DIE, MY LOVE
When my first kid was a few weeks old, I was sobbing on the couch and my husband was arguing with me instead of helping me, so I stood up with the baby to get some tissue from the bathroom and pulled the bathroom door completely off with one hand. Now , the bathroom had been hastily added on by the previous owners and the door was made of plywood and moonshine, but still, I aped the door out of its frame while holding an infant. It both amused and freaked us the fuck out. N

Sarah Z.
Nov 175 min read
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'Dying for Sex,' TV Show Review
The ride is so, SO worth the hard emotions and even in the final most devastating moments, the characters are fucking hilarious. Like, shockingly, bawdily funny. These are the friends who can't be allowed to sit next to each other at serious events because they'll giggle and misbehave and it's a pleasure to watch them sit together through the MOST serious thing that could happen and giggle and misbehave.

Sarah Z.
Apr 243 min read
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Movie Review: Poor Things
Alright, so let me start by saying that this movie is strange and arty and will be taught in film school going forward. I am certain it's...

Sarah Z.
Jan 26, 20244 min read
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Not So Much Plastic as Cardboard: Mean Girls (2024), Review
Mean Girls: So, this is the movie version of the Broadway musical (2018) based on the 2004 movie, based on a parenting book. It's about...

Sarah Z.
Jan 15, 20243 min read
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Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Semicolon Mutant Mayhem
Saw this movie with a slew of kids yesterday and here's what we decided. If you're nine, you stayed focused throughout but will gve it a...

Sarah Z.
Aug 14, 20232 min read
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Movie Review: Haunted Mansion (2023)
All the thumbs up. We saw Disney's new Haunted Mansion this past- opening- weekend. I'm bummed it's not doing better than it is, because...

Sarah Z.
Aug 2, 20232 min read
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Come On Barbie, Let's Go (Smash Some Biases and Piss Off Insecure Dudes) Party!
**Spoilers** The new Barbie movie, written and directed by Greta Gerwig (Lady Bird, Little Women, Frances Ha), co-written by her writing...
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Jul 27, 20235 min read
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Shameless Bears in the Windy City
Who ISN'T watching The Bear on Hulu right now? Its second season just recently dropped on Hulu and the show is making all the lists of...
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Jul 15, 20233 min read
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THE OSCARS ARE TONIGHT: My Reviews and Predictions!!
OK, so last month I set out to watch all the Academy Award best pic nominees and I made it through much of the list, which is actually...

Sarah Z.
Mar 13, 20235 min read
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Reviews: Academy Award Nominees for Best Picture
Hello, darlings. Hope you're surviving this whole human thing. I am, but only barely. It's been a season of depression and anxiety for me...

Sarah Z.
Feb 3, 20236 min read
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Review: "Jurassic World: Dominion" (Uh, Yep, It's Movie #6, They've Run Out of Names)
Warning: Spoilers and sass and whatnot So, my kid and I went to see the new JP tonight and the best part was snuggling with him and...

Sarah Z.
Jun 26, 20223 min read
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Movie Review: "The Lost City"
Ok, so let me start by saying that this movie is 50x funnier and better than it needed to be. It could have been hokey and horny af and...

Sarah Z.
Apr 12, 20222 min read
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"Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is a Haunted Turd
SPOILERS!! Ghostbusters Afterlife is clearly a love letter to Harold Ramis, but, in my opinion, that letter reads "THPPTPHTPHPHHPH." Ok,...

Sarah Z.
Nov 22, 20214 min read
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"Desperados" Review
Three-stabs, as this movie is legitimately funny and fun, and stars hilarious women, but they're mostly spending their precious energy...
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Aug 18, 20212 min read
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JAWS, All The Jaws, So Many Jaws
*Contains spoilers about who gets eaten and who wears short shorts and who dies violently while wearing short shorts Let's start at the...

Sarah Z.
Jul 21, 20217 min read
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