Sarah Z.May 124 minMarry, Boff, or Kill My Husband Do you remember the 'Marry/Boff/Kill' game? You list three celebrities or historical figures and figure out who would be most pleasant to...
Sarah Z.May 81 minThe MOTHER of All Holiday Triggers: It's OK Not to Feel Celebratory on Mother's Day https://www.the-seam.com/stories/the-mother-of-all-holiday-triggers-its-ok-not-to-feel-celebratory-on-mothers-day
Sarah Z.Mar 143 minIs It Easier For You to Love Than Be Loved? Yeah, Same.As I learn more about authenticity and vulnerability I realize how good I am at reflecting other people's sunshine back onto them and...
info9013468Feb 223 min10 Things That Stop Me From Being My Sexy, Powerful SelfOn being 'Wanted' Versus 'Wantable,' and 'Loved' Versus 'Lovable' So, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about sense of...
Sarah Z.Feb 153 minMarriage; Does Half Plus Half Make Whole? Spoiler alert: No. I was recently interviewing a sex therapist out of Los Angeles for an article I'm writing. I like to drop this into...
Sarah Z.Jan 285 minTHERAPY WORKS: And a Series of Colossally Dumb EventsLast week I competed in my eighth or ninth NYCMidnight writing contest. I really enjoy them and have learned a lot over the years writing...
Sarah Z.Dec 2, 20213 minLet “Civilized” Shit GoLast night we had no clean, dry bath towels, so I gave my kids beach towels to use after their showers. I had a twinge of, “Oh, my God,...
Sarah Z.Oct 6, 20214 minOn Our 19th Anniversary I Saved My Husband From Having to Look at My Holes "Stop jostling me. Why are you jostling me so much?" "No, that sucking isn't right. Try this instead." "I haven't showered in a week, but...
Sarah Z.Sep 24, 20211 minGOOD WOMAN, A Novel by Sarah ZimmermanGOOD WOMAN, women’s fiction complete at 73,000 words, features the rabid humor of NIGHTBITCH (R. Yoder) and domestic drama and female...
info9013468Sep 3, 20213 minSlinging Our Marriage Vows like Monkeys Flinging PooI'm two weeks from my breast reduction and still dealing with a nasty wound infection. This is my exhausted husband, about to drench that...
info9013468Aug 8, 20212 minMercy Sex: An Excerpt From My NovelDear Cal, Last night, when you came up behind me in the kitchen, I didn’t mean to be so weird, I was just deep into my audiobook on my...
Sarah Z.Jul 23, 20219 minMaybe This Was Just Her Face Now; Excerpt from Sarah Z Writer's Book(This graphic for my book-in-progress, called "Live, Fully-Dressed Girls" until a publisher tells me otherwise, was created by the divine...
info9013468Jun 17, 20211 minForty is Sexy As . . . Ah, HellIt’s not that I don’t want to be a powerful, fire-breathing, sexy earth goddess, it’s that I don’t know how