Sarah Z.Feb 274 minHow to Be a Girl 101: The Trip to UltaAs I walked out of the house, I hollered, "K, bye, going to Sephora to get all my fancy lady supplies" and my husband called back, "I...
info9013468Feb 223 min10 Things That Stop Me From Being My Sexy, Powerful SelfOn being 'Wanted' Versus 'Wantable,' and 'Loved' Versus 'Lovable' So, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about sense of...
Sarah Z.Jan 71 minAnyone Doing Dry January? Dry 2022? Dry Life?Between my 39th and 40th birthdays, I abstained from alcohol. I realized how much I’d been using it to try to dull anxiety in charged...
Sarah Z.Oct 11, 20212 minIt's Come to My Attention That I've Scared Everyone Off of Surgery, Haha OopsOk, so I worked in surgery for over a decade and have always been a cheerleader for it. Now that I've gone under the knife my ownself for...
Sarah Z.Sep 29, 20213 minImpatient Patient Gets a Wound VacI got a wound vac yesterday on the worst of my two gaping postop boob holes. It's a medical device that maintains constant suction...
Sarah Z.Sep 22, 20210 minThe Weight and Cost of Heavy Breasts: A Starter Guide to Breast Reduction Surgery
Sarah Z.Sep 22, 20214 minExcerpt from My Book! (It's About Running and Pie)On her way home that afternoon, Johanna stopped to get running shoes at an athletic store. She had never been a runner and still loathed...
Sarah Z.Sep 4, 20212 minTattoo Ideas for My Tits (And More Nightmarish Pics!)Sorry/not sorry that all I can write about lately is my breasts. I'm now fifteen days post-op breast reduction and I have a raging wound...
info9013468Sep 3, 20213 minSlinging Our Marriage Vows like Monkeys Flinging PooI'm two weeks from my breast reduction and still dealing with a nasty wound infection. This is my exhausted husband, about to drench that...
info9013468Aug 25, 20213 minPostop Day 5, Breast ReduxFixing my boobs seems to have broken my brain. When will I feel and look good, again? 2030? I'm an impatient patient. (Photo by Laker...
info9013468Aug 3, 20214 minIf a "Boob Job" is an Augmentation, Than I'm Getting a "Boob Vacation"Here's the weird thing about being the owner of a massive pair of tots: they're extremely uncomfortable, but everyone tells you you're...
info9013468Jun 17, 20211 minForty is Sexy As . . . Ah, HellIt’s not that I don’t want to be a powerful, fire-breathing, sexy earth goddess, it’s that I don’t know how