Sarah Z.May 124 minMarry, Boff, or Kill My Husband Do you remember the 'Marry/Boff/Kill' game? You list three celebrities or historical figures and figure out who would be most pleasant to...
Sarah Z.May 81 minThe MOTHER of All Holiday Triggers: It's OK Not to Feel Celebratory on Mother's Day https://www.the-seam.com/stories/the-mother-of-all-holiday-triggers-its-ok-not-to-feel-celebratory-on-mothers-day
info9013468Feb 223 min10 Things That Stop Me From Being My Sexy, Powerful SelfOn being 'Wanted' Versus 'Wantable,' and 'Loved' Versus 'Lovable' So, I’ve been thinking a lot lately about sense of...
Sarah Z.Feb 41 minWe Don't Need ANOTHER Diet10 techniques for eating healthy in the New Year, from an Intuitive Eating Counselor (read the full article and explanation of Intuitive...
Sarah Z.Dec 16, 20217 minThe Proust Questionnaire (As Seen in Vanity Fair)A while back, I did a "40-Over-40" boudoir photo shoot. I didn't get very neked for it, because I'm a raging prude, but I did feel...
Sarah Z.Dec 2, 20213 minLet “Civilized” Shit GoLast night we had no clean, dry bath towels, so I gave my kids beach towels to use after their showers. I had a twinge of, “Oh, my God,...
Sarah Z.Nov 11, 20212 minNightbitch, by Rachel YoderNightbitch has also been optioned for a film, set to star THE Amy Adams! Boom! I'm going to try to write this review of Nightbitch, by...
Sarah Z.Nov 5, 20213 minSo, Sarah Z, When Can I Read Your Book???I sent an email out to the 30 (THIRTY!!!!) friends and family members who read some or all of my book and helped me rework it and...
Sarah Z.Oct 6, 20210 minHere's What You Need to Know About Having an Ovarian Cyst Removed, by Sarah Zimmerman for The Seam
Sarah Z.Sep 24, 20211 minGOOD WOMAN, A Novel by Sarah ZimmermanGOOD WOMAN, women’s fiction complete at 73,000 words, features the rabid humor of NIGHTBITCH (R. Yoder) and domestic drama and female...
Sarah Z.Sep 22, 20214 minExcerpt from My Book! (It's About Running and Pie)On her way home that afternoon, Johanna stopped to get running shoes at an athletic store. She had never been a runner and still loathed...
Sarah Z.Sep 4, 20212 minTattoo Ideas for My Tits (And More Nightmarish Pics!)Sorry/not sorry that all I can write about lately is my breasts. I'm now fifteen days post-op breast reduction and I have a raging wound...
info9013468Jul 17, 20214 minThere Was An Old Woman Who Fell Off a Boat, But Did She Float?Every hundred years or so (probably), someone falls into the arctic Mackinac Straights during a ferry crossing. Luckily, she was fine,...