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TV Review: "A Million Little Things"
So, I've been sleeping on this show for a while. Watched the pilot when it came out in 2018 and it involved a suicide and near-suicide,...

Sarah Z.
Apr 1, 20222 min read
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Review: Three New Shows- "How I Met Your Father," "Pivoting," and "Somebody Somewhere."
Pivoting- 3/5 stars. Going into these pilots, I had different expectations. I've been seeing reviews for "Pivoting"- starring Ginnifer...

Sarah Z.
Feb 21, 20222 min read
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"Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is a Haunted Turd
SPOILERS!! Ghostbusters Afterlife is clearly a love letter to Harold Ramis, but, in my opinion, that letter reads "THPPTPHTPHPHHPH." Ok,...

Sarah Z.
Nov 22, 20214 min read
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Ted Lasso Season 2 Finale, "Inverting the Pyramid of Success"
First observation I have is a little off topic but still critical- Leslie Higgins has a very John Oliver vibe and I'd like to see him go...

Sarah Z.
Oct 12, 20215 min read
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All The TV In The World, A Review
So, y'all know I've been laid up with boob holes (postop wound issues following a breast reduction) for the past 6 damned weeks. That...
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Sep 27, 20216 min read
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Ted Lasso, S2: Ep 8, "Man City"
Fucking hell, this show is exquisite. First, "Man City" is such a profoundly perfect name for the episode because our fave Richmond team...

Sarah Z.
Sep 14, 20214 min read
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S2: Ep 6 and 7, Ted Lasso
So, last week, I was out of my head with fevers and so I didn't want to say anything I'd regret when it came to Ted Lasso. Instead, I...
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Sep 4, 20214 min read
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S2E5 of Ted Lasso, "Rainbow"
So I'm not the only whiny internet fan opining about the first few eps of season 2. Apparently, The New Yorker had some spot-on things to...
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Aug 24, 20212 min read
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S2:E4, Ted Lasso, "Carol of the Bells"
This is the second episode in a row that was tied way too neatly with a bow- this one being a holiday bow. In August. Lots of reviewers...
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Aug 18, 20212 min read
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"Desperados" Review
Three-stabs, as this movie is legitimately funny and fun, and stars hilarious women, but they're mostly spending their precious energy...
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Aug 18, 20212 min read
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S2: Ep3, Tad Lasso, "Do the Rightest Thing."
Ok, so I have a history of liking entertainment that is sweet and light and funny and where all the characters are behaving as their...
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Aug 12, 20214 min read
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Ted Lasso, S2:Ep2-This One Has Everything: Female Masturbation, Scones, and Tartts
At the end of episode one, we saw that Jamie Tartt, the talented turdly ex-teammate of our AFC Riichmond heroes, was no longer playing...
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Aug 3, 20212 min read
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S2:E1 Ted Lasso, "Goodbye, Earl"
As I mentioned the other day, I'll be doing weekly recaps of "Ted Lasso," the Apple TV show with which I am obsessed. Let's start with a...
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Jul 27, 20215 min read
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THIS IS JUST A TED LASSO FAN PAGE NOW
Zero stabs. This show does not make me want to stab my eyeballs out at all, from a feminist perspective. Ok, so if you know me...
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Jul 25, 20214 min read
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JAWS, All The Jaws, So Many Jaws
*Contains spoilers about who gets eaten and who wears short shorts and who dies violently while wearing short shorts Let's start at the...

Sarah Z.
Jul 21, 20217 min read
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Palm Springs
One stab! This movie BARELY made me want to stab my eyballs out for how it presents its female characters. Huzzah! This Hulu original...
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Jun 29, 20212 min read
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"The Mitchells Vs The Machines"
Dog! Pig! Dog! Pig! Loaf of bread! One stab! This Netflix movie barely made me want to stab my eyeballs out of behalf of its female...
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Jun 23, 20212 min read
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