The Messy Gaping Wound in My Chest is Healed- Mostly
Long story short: A year ago this month, I had a breast reduction that ended up with me stuck on the couch for 8 weeks with a giant,...
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Sarah Z.
- Nov 15, 2021
- 3 min
The Yelp Review I'd Like to Write on My Breast Reduction
I debated between 2 and 3 stars because on one hand, it's such a massive relief not to have Double G watermelons hanging off my spinal
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Sarah Z.
- Oct 12, 2021
- 2 min
It's Come to My Attention That I've Scared Everyone Off of Surgery, Haha Oops
Ok, so I worked in surgery for over a decade and have always been a cheerleader for it. Now that I've gone under the knife my ownself for...
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Sarah Z.
- Oct 6, 2021
- 4 min
On Our 19th Anniversary I Saved My Husband From Having to Look at My HolesÂ
"Stop jostling me. Why are you jostling me so much?" "No, that sucking isn't right. Try this instead." "I haven't showered in a week, but...
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Sarah Z.
- Sep 30, 2021
- 3 min
Impatient Patient Gets a Wound Vac
I got a wound vac yesterday on the worst of my two gaping postop boob holes. It's a medical device that maintains constant suction...
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Sarah Z.
- Sep 23, 2021
- 0 min
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Sarah Z.
- Sep 21, 2021
- 4 min
Gallery of Grossness and Gaslighting
Last Friday I went to a General Surgeon at a wound care clinic. It was something I insisted on, even though the plastic surgeon who did...
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Sarah Z.
- Sep 12, 2021
- 4 min
"YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE A MOM NOW, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING."
My seven-year-old keeps telling me that it was a mistake to have my surgery. Yesterday she told me that I'm "TOO OLD TO BE A MOM NOW, YOU...
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info9013468
- Sep 3, 2021
- 3 min
Slinging Our Marriage Vows like Monkeys Flinging Poo
I'm two weeks from my breast reduction and still dealing with a nasty wound infection. This is my exhausted husband, about to drench that...
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Sarah Z.
- Sep 1, 2021
- 2 min
Wanna See Something SUPER Gross?
Just like an OnlyFans page, my subscribers get my MOST intimate goodies! Unlike on OnlyFans, my goodies are horrifying monsters. This...
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info9013468
- Aug 25, 2021
- 3 min
Postop Day 5, Breast Redux
Fixing my boobs seems to have broken my brain. When will I feel and look good, again? 2030? I'm an impatient patient. (Photo by Laker...
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info9013468
- Aug 3, 2021
- 4 min
If a "Boob Job" is an Augmentation, Than I'm Getting a "Boob Vacation"
Here's the weird thing about being the owner of a massive pair of tots: they're extremely uncomfortable, but everyone tells you you're...
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