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First observation I have is a little off topic but still critical- Leslie Higgins has a very John Oliver vibe and I'd like to see him go...

"Stop jostling me. Why are you jostling me so much?" "No, that sucking isn't right. Try this instead." "I haven't showered in a week, but...

I got a wound vac yesterday on the worst of my two gaping postop boob holes. It's a medical device that maintains constant suction...

So, y'all know I've been laid up with boob holes (postop wound issues following a breast reduction) for the past 6 damned weeks. That...

GOOD WOMAN, women’s fiction complete at 73,000 words, features the rabid humor of NIGHTBITCH (R. Yoder) and domestic drama and female...

On her way home that afternoon, Johanna stopped to get running shoes at an athletic store. She had never been a runner and still loathed...

Last Friday I went to a General Surgeon at a wound care clinic. It was something I insisted on, even though the plastic surgeon who did...

Fucking hell, this show is exquisite. First, "Man City" is such a profoundly perfect name for the episode because our fave Richmond team...

My seven-year-old keeps telling me that it was a mistake to have my surgery. Yesterday she told me that I'm "TOO OLD TO BE A MOM NOW, YOU...

Sorry/not sorry that all I can write about lately is my breasts. I'm now fifteen days post-op breast reduction and I have a raging wound...

So, last week, I was out of my head with fevers and so I didn't want to say anything I'd regret when it came to Ted Lasso. Instead, I...

I'm two weeks from my breast reduction and still dealing with a nasty wound infection. This is my exhausted husband, about to drench that...

Just like an OnlyFans page, my subscribers get my MOST intimate goodies! Unlike on OnlyFans, my goodies are horrifying monsters. This...

A few years back, the insult "Karen" became a thing we applied to white women who were telling on people. Calling managers, mall...

Fixing my boobs seems to have broken my brain. When will I feel and look good, again? 2030? I'm an impatient patient. (Photo by Laker...

So I'm not the only whiny internet fan opining about the first few eps of season 2. Apparently, The New Yorker had some spot-on things to...

This is the second episode in a row that was tied way too neatly with a bow- this one being a holiday bow. In August. Lots of reviewers...

Three-stabs, as this movie is legitimately funny and fun, and stars hilarious women, but they're mostly spending their precious energy...

So, the other day, I took my children to the beach as we often do. When we moved to Northern California, we committed to taking advantage...