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info9013468Aug 12, 20214 minS2: Ep3, Tad Lasso, "Do the Rightest Thing."Ok, so I have a history of liking entertainment that is sweet and light and funny and where all the characters are behaving as their...
info9013468Aug 3, 20212 minTed Lasso, S2:Ep2-This One Has Everything: Female Masturbation, Scones, and TarttsAt the end of episode one, we saw that Jamie Tartt, the talented turdly ex-teammate of our AFC Riichmond heroes, was no longer playing...
info9013468Jul 27, 20215 minS2:E1 Ted Lasso, "Goodbye, Earl"As I mentioned the other day, I'll be doing weekly recaps of "Ted Lasso," the Apple TV show with which I am obsessed. Let's start with a...
info9013468Jul 20, 20213 minERMAHGERD! YOU PEOPLE ARE PAYING ME TO WRITE!!!!I've been in a bit of a vulnerability hangover since last week when I officially launched this (mostly finished) writing website. What if...
info9013468Jul 18, 20214 minThere Was An Old Woman Who Fell Off a Boat, But Did She Float?Every hundred years or so (probably), someone falls into the arctic Mackinac Straights during a ferry crossing. Luckily, she was fine,...