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THERAPY WORKS: And a Series of Colossally Dumb Events
Last week I competed in my eighth or ninth NYCMidnight writing contest. I really enjoy them and have learned a lot over the years writing...

Sarah Z.
Jan 28, 20225 min read


My Dog Ate My Attempt at Good Parenting
The mother was dressed in clean clothes and had taken a shower and applied deoderant. This was one of her better-smelling days. She had...

Sarah Z.
Jan 20, 20222 min read


Book Review: The Midnight Library by Matt Haig
I'm apparently the only person on the planet who didn't love this 2020 book. Everyone is talking about it and cherishing it in their...

Sarah Z.
Jan 14, 20223 min read


Raising Kids Among Zombies
There are always threats that you fear will harm your kids- and as they age, the threats go from the purely physical kind to the physical...

Sarah Z.
Jan 11, 20222 min read


Anyone Doing Dry January? Dry 2022? Dry Life?
Between my 39th and 40th birthdays, I abstained from alcohol. I realized how much I’d been using it to try to dull anxiety in charged...

Sarah Z.
Jan 7, 20221 min read


A Little Port With Your Murder? (Part III, "A Cozy Murder in a Cozy English Village")
If you haven't read Part II or Part I yet, please do! Part III and on are only available for subscribers, because happy endings cost. ;)...

Sarah Z.
Jan 7, 20228 min read


It Just Takes One Person & Lessons From My Therapist
A few weeks ago I did a virtual visit with a new PCP so that I could get a refill on my Zoloft. I've been taking the same dose for years...

Sarah Z.
Dec 24, 20213 min read


The Proust Questionnaire (As Seen in Vanity Fair)
A while back, I did a "40-Over-40" boudoir photo shoot. I didn't get very neked for it, because I'm a raging prude, but I did feel...

Sarah Z.
Dec 16, 20217 min read


Part 2: A Cozy Murder in a Cozy English Village (WITH A CASTLE!)
Read Part 1 of "A Cozy Murder in a Cozy English Village" before starting Part 2! If you haven't yet subscribed to my page, please do!...

Sarah Z.
Dec 16, 202110 min read


Dear New Therapist in My Phone
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but…that's why we're here. First of all, I’ve been searching for a new therapist in fits and...

Sarah Z.
Dec 10, 20214 min read


Part 1: A Cozy Murder in a Cozy English Village (It's Cozy)
(This is part ONE of a serial short story I will be dropping in installments. If you haven't already, subscribe and you'll get alerts in...

Sarah Z.
Dec 9, 20217 min read


Let “Civilized” Shit Go
Last night we had no clean, dry bath towels, so I gave my kids beach towels to use after their showers. I had a twinge of, “Oh, my God,...

Sarah Z.
Dec 3, 20213 min read


My New Short Story, "Ashes to Dust"
(Note: not positive if this will become the first section of a whole-ass novel, or just a limited short story as-is, but either way, it's...

Sarah Z.
Nov 30, 202114 min read


"Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is a Haunted Turd
SPOILERS!! Ghostbusters Afterlife is clearly a love letter to Harold Ramis, but, in my opinion, that letter reads "THPPTPHTPHPHHPH." Ok,...

Sarah Z.
Nov 22, 20214 min read


“Thriller” is Wrecking My Life
Yes, I am referring to “Thriller,” the 1983 Michael Jackson thirteen-minute music video where zombies and werewolves stalk a young woman...

Sarah Z.
Nov 18, 20213 min read
The Yelp Review I'd Like to Write on My Breast Reduction
I debated between 2 and 3 stars because on one hand, it's such a massive relief not to have Double G watermelons hanging off my spinal

Sarah Z.
Nov 15, 20213 min read


Nightbitch, by Rachel Yoder
Nightbitch has also been optioned for a film, set to star THE Amy Adams! Boom! I'm going to try to write this review of Nightbitch, by...

Sarah Z.
Nov 11, 20212 min read


So, Sarah Z, When Can I Read Your Book???
I sent an email out to the 30 (THIRTY!!!!) friends and family members who read some or all of my book and helped me rework it and...

Sarah Z.
Nov 5, 20213 min read


Hawaii is Really Pretty- Why Does No One Talk About That? ;)
So, last week, my Robb and I went to the big island of Hawai'i. We saw an active volcano, lush rainforests, deserts, waterfalls, ALL the...

Sarah Z.
Nov 3, 20214 min read


It's Come to My Attention That I've Scared Everyone Off of Surgery, Haha Oops
Ok, so I worked in surgery for over a decade and have always been a cheerleader for it. Now that I've gone under the knife my ownself for...

Sarah Z.
Oct 12, 20212 min read
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