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The Proust Questionnaire (As Seen in Vanity Fair)
A while back, I did a "40-Over-40" boudoir photo shoot. I didn't get very neked for it, because I'm a raging prude, but I did feel...

Sarah Z.
Dec 16, 20217 min read
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Dear New Therapist in My Phone
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but…that's why we're here. First of all, I’ve been searching for a new therapist in fits and...

Sarah Z.
Dec 10, 20214 min read
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Let “Civilized” Shit Go
Last night we had no clean, dry bath towels, so I gave my kids beach towels to use after their showers. I had a twinge of, “Oh, my God,...

Sarah Z.
Dec 3, 20213 min read
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Sarah Z.
Oct 7, 20210 min read
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Sarah Z.
Sep 23, 20210 min read
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Excerpt from My Book! (It's About Running and Pie)
On her way home that afternoon, Johanna stopped to get running shoes at an athletic store. She had never been a runner and still loathed...

Sarah Z.
Sep 23, 20214 min read
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Gallery of Grossness and Gaslighting
Last Friday I went to a General Surgeon at a wound care clinic. It was something I insisted on, even though the plastic surgeon who did...

Sarah Z.
Sep 21, 20214 min read
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"YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE A MOM NOW, YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING."
My seven-year-old keeps telling me that it was a mistake to have my surgery. Yesterday she told me that I'm "TOO OLD TO BE A MOM NOW, YOU...

Sarah Z.
Sep 12, 20214 min read
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Slinging Our Marriage Vows like Monkeys Flinging Poo
I'm two weeks from my breast reduction and still dealing with a nasty wound infection. This is my exhausted husband, about to drench that...
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Sep 3, 20213 min read
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Not Hating Ourselves, Volume 1: Shame, Shame, Shame
Shame resilience (Dr. Brené Brown) is something I think about constantly. To paraphrase, it’s the ability to override that negative shit-nug
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Jun 18, 20213 min read
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